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Joke of the Day
"What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine."
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"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""
"Heard if the Obama diet? Putin eats your lunch everyday..."
"I accidentally mixed my coffee my redbull.. After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car."
"I was born to be a pessimist.. My blood type is B Negative."
"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"
"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."
"I ordered girlfriend from Thailand who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."
"I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks."
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."