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Joke of the Day
"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."
Next Joke
"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""
"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"Stop Hammertime"
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."
"Taking a nap is like sex..... It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing."
"I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school."
"[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated? ----- *May Divorce be with you.*"