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Joke of the Day
"What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!"
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"Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*"
"What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)"
"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."
"Subway to release a statement next week In light of recent events, kids now get free 6 inches."
"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"
"What do you call a resounding period? A standing ovulation."
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"
"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."
"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"