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Joke of the Day
"When you get laid off. :("
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"Our choices in U.S. presidential candidates. If nobody laughs, it would just be sad."
"A day without sunshine is like, night."
"Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"
"What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW"
"I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?"
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done."
"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."
"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"