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Joke of the Day
"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
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"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"Why are TVs attracted to people? Because people turn them on"
"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"What do you call Batman when he ditches church? Christian Bale"
"What do you call a European using the bathroom? 'You're-a-peein"""
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."