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Joke of the Day
"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."
Next Joke
"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."
"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."
"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."
"""Members of the jury, how do u find the defendant?"" ""we... can't find him at all"" ""DAMMIT THIS IS THE 3RD MURDER WALDO HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH"""
"The girl I'm seeing said I should say ""make love"" instead of ""fuck"" I said ""what the make love are you talking about?"""
"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."
"Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder."
"What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work..."