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Joke of the Day
"Suicide Bombers...... What makes them tick?"
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"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"
"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"
"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."
"Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears. She responded with ""what? Are they gonna join isis too?"""