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Joke of the Day

"In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel."

"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."

"Well, I've been clean 6 days now. This 'showering' thing is amazing."

"What is the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A catholic will say ""hello"" to you in the liquor store."

"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."

"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""

"I'd say popping your trunk to release 10,000 butterflies is the most magical way to elude the cops."

"Donald Trump is going to demand to see Hilary Clinton's birth certificate... to make sure she is a woman."

"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"