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Joke of the Day

"I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit."

"Some lemons just handed me a life."

"Okay R/Jokes, what's your rawest most brutal joke?"

"Why has the pope never won a gold medal? Because he always came in a little behind."

"How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel."

"Where does Santa stash his money? In a snowbank."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny period"

"If you cut off my head I'll continue eating for two more days."

"Why doesn't anyone care about the plot in porn? Because, nobody appreciates good friction anymore."