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Joke of the Day
"If you cut off my head I'll continue eating for two more days."
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"I kayak. Canoe?"
"""How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars,"" I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead"
"I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but... ...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."
"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"
"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."
"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."