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Joke of the Day
"How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel."
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"I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money"
"What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a miSTEAK"
"First date: [ok, don't let her know you're a cop] Her: do you come here often? Me: *shoots unarmed black teen*"
"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"
"Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas * Girl: What does that mean? * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;)."
"If I have learned anything in life it's don't throw away your fat clothes"
"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."