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Joke of the Day

"TRUMP: I just killed & ate a homeless man MEDIA: You're a monster TRUMP: This sort of political correctness is what's ruining our country"

"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."

"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"

"Since the presidential race has literally a dick measuring contest... who would win the election if the election is decided by dick measurements? Hillary Clinton of course!"

"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."

"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"

"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."

"What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer Balls...they're under a buck"