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Joke of the Day
"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."
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"Did you hear about the guy who ran over himself? He asked a kid to go across the street to get a pack of smokes, the kid said ""No!"", so he ran over himself."
"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."
"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."
"Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon."
"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."
"The most Canadian thing I ever heard was a secondhand story about a guy getting his toe bit off by a beaver but not telling his date."
"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"
"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."