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Joke of the Day
"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."
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"How do you keep a blonde waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"Me:She's better than me. BF:She's not. M:Look at those, they're incredible! BF: M:STOP STARING! -Boyfriend reading other women's tweets"
"Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US."
"The Week Off? Me: Sorry boss, i can't come in today, i have a wee cough Boss: you have a wee cough? Me:Really?! thanks boss, see you next week!"
"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."
"The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert."
"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"