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Joke of the Day

"I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."

"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."

"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"

"why don't blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog."

"Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life."

"My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in."

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."

"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."