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"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"
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"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."
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"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."
"[Commercial for hobbies] Like drugs for people who don't do drugs. ""HOBBIES"""
"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."
"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."
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"Dark humour is like food not everybody gets it."
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