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Joke of the Day
"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."
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"Sign language is pretty handy."
"4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th"
"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments."
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"
"April Fools Day The one day out of the year where all of reddit becomes /r/nottheonion"