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Joke of the Day

"I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!"

"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."

"What do you call a free gigolo? Pro-boner."

"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"

"What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer."

"*drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown"

"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."

"They found Ellen Degeneres dead today. She was face down in Ricki Lake. Did I do it right this time?"

"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"