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"A Jew Gesundheit"
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"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."
"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""
"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"
"The other day i tried to grab the fog... I mist"
"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."
"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"
"How to eat?"
"What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting"