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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
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"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"
"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"
"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder."
"How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."" <Tips fedora>"
"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."
"If you're seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."
"What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder..."
"How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?"