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Joke of the Day
"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."
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"*Wife thumps door* ""I KNOW UR IN THERE! U BLEW OUR SAVINGS ON A SHITTY INVENTION, DIDN'T U?!"" NO! *furiously flushes 1000s of dog-tampons*"
"Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that....."
"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."
"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"
"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"
"Just once...one time; can't we buy a tree that doesn't try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am."
"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"
"Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it."
"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"