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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"

"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"

"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"

"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"

"Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it'll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child"

"Madonna falls off stage apparently she was supposed to untie her cape so that her dancers could rip it off her. i guess madonna is not as good at pulling things off as she used to be."

"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."

"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"

"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"