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Joke of the Day
"With how fat America is.... With how fat America is, I'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"
"What is the difference between sex and golf? In golf, less strokes is enough to win. I could actually use some help refining the punchline on this one if anyone has some ideas."
"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."
"I was going to write a book about my knowledge of tea.. But i decided against it since it would only be a Novel Tea."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in a field of tall grass? Pleasing."
"Nothing says ""high-functioning alcoholic"" like being really good at darts."
"911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks"