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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it."

"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"

"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"I'll never become a vegetarian I think it would be a huge missed steak."

"Wanna know how I escaped Iraq? Iran"

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"

"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."

"Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!"