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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson"
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"What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard"
"Marriage and happiness. Two friends meet on the street. ""Heard you got married, you must be so happy."" ""Yes, I must"""
"remember swine flu??? retweet if you're a true 2009 kid"
"Fake friends are around when you are cool. True friends are around even if they think you're a fool."
"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."
"When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive."
"having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler"
"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"
"Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team? Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."