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"remember swine flu??? retweet if you're a true 2009 kid"
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"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."
"How did the guy with a foot fetish ruin his date with an amputee? He got off on the wrong foot"
"Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out..."
"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."
"I went to get lyposuction the other day. It really takes a lot out of you. (Thought of this one in the shower :D)"
"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."
"Grandpa Always told me... Find a woman who is smart. Find a woman who is great in bed. Find a woman who loves you for who you are. And make sure none of these women ever meet."
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""