59897
Joke of the Day
"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"
Next Joke
"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."
"Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust."
"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."
"Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!"
"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."
"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."
"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."
"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."
"What state has the smallest sodas? Minisoda :)"