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Joke of the Day

"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"

"*logs on Facebook IT'S YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! *logs off WAIT COME BACK! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT YOUR EX'S ENGAGEMENT!"

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""

"Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!"

"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of absinthe."

"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."

"What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda? Infantacide"

"Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians? Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip."

"On autopsy, instead of pumping my stomach to determine what I've eaten in the past 24 hours, a coroner need only look down my cleavage."