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Joke of the Day
"Generally, all generalisations are false."
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"Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese. Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants"
"What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!"
"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."
"A laptop made in the United States is a portable device. A laptop made in Mexico is a deportable device."
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""
"Who invented the sucker punch? Mike Dyson"
"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"