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Joke of the Day

"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""

"What did the tree say while it was being transplanted? Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!"

"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."

"Q: Why do most people have trouble obtaining blood transfusions in Taiwan? A: Because they only have Taipei."

"It's six. Six raccoons. Six raccoons is the amount of raccoons that will make me turn around and walk down a different street. Six."

"My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months."

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is ""guilt"" I pretty much have it in the bag."

"What is Italian-American foreplay? ""Hey! Wake up and roll over!"""

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom? Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)"