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Joke of the Day
"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."
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"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."
"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"
"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."
"""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably"
"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."
"[Date] Her: Any hobbies? Me: Monging mostly. Her: Huh? Me: I'm a monger Her: Huh? Me: Iron, fish, war... You name it -- I'll monger it"
"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."
"So I was talking to a feminist the other day... The trial is next week"
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."