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Joke of the Day

"Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese. Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants"

"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"

"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

"If You're every attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."

"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"

"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."

"I just seen someone update their status on Facebook to ""I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic."" What... Dead at the bottom of the ocean?"

"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."