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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
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"Happy International Women's Day Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday."
"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
"The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India."
"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."
"Girls are like Blackjack I aim for 21, but I always hit on 14"
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says ""sorry we don't serve your type in here"""
"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn."
"If an interviewer asks you: ""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" say ""I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"""