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Joke of the Day

"A laptop made in the United States is a portable device. A laptop made in Mexico is a deportable device."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"

"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"

"Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening."

"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""

"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"

"A robot walks into a bar. ""What can I get you?"" the bartender asks. ""I need something to loosen up,"" the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."

"We all know the old saying ""I named my dick 'The Truth' cause bitches can't handle it..."" I call mine ""The Plea Bargain"" cause ladies only take it as a last resort."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race."