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Joke of the Day
"Met a woman with 12 boobs last night... Sounds unbelievable dozen tit"
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"Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job."
"After twin sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died. The other was charged with murder. Just goes to show if you can't take the sting out of a bee, take the bee from the ... sting."
"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."
"Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel"
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"My girlfriend told me I was average... .. but I think she was just being mean..."
"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."
"Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating"
"Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles ""how to read a book""."