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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."

"Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :("

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"

"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"

"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants."

"My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology I told him ""no, your generation relies too much on technology"" Then I unplugged his life support"

"They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen"

"Why are hipsters such great assassins? Because they hide the bodies in places no one has ever heard of."

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."