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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."

"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."

"Trojan's next commercial should just be a guy saying ""See?"" while pointing at my kids when they're fighting over a cookie."

"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."

"Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES"

"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."

"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."

"Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man"

"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."