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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls"
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"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"
"[Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]"
"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"
"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."
"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"
"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."
"Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix."
"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from imperfect data"