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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from imperfect data"
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"7yo: I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU MOMMA SO I'M GOING TO BED EARLY Me: OH NO. NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT"
"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary."
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."
"Selfies? In my day we stared in a mirror and then felt ashamed."
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"NSFW A man asked a woman ""Excuse me miss can I smell your feet?"" She replies ""why certainly not!"" So the man says ""oh must be your pussy then."""
"""Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign."
"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"