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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"

"Ever want to have rodeo sex? Get on top and call her by the wrong name and try and hold on for 8 seconds."

"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"

"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."

"What comes before the main violinist? ... Entree Rieu"

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"

"How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang"