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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"

"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it ""Ham Hocks""."

"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher."

"My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me."

"I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people."

"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""