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Joke of the Day
"Just because you are chubby and heartbroken doesn't mean you must sing Adele's song on Karaoke."
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"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"
"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"2 people confessed to killing Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov"
"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"
"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"
"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."
"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"
"How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool? Microsoft Word."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The trick is getting them in there."