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Joke of the Day
"What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops? Demeter."
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"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene."
"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"When I open the Sriracha and a bunch squirts out on its own I tell it that it's okay, it happens to a lot of hot sauces."
"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."
"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"
"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"