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Joke of the Day

"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."

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"I once solved a Rubik's Cube by not buying it."
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"Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1)Polar bears 2)Penguins . And. . . . 3)Females wear!ng sleeveless & backless in winter parties."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky."
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