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Joke of the Day
"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."
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"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"
"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."
"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"
"TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place."
"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"
"Kids we are running late let's go! *Kids I'm going to count every stair on the way down with out my shoes on.*"