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Joke of the Day
"36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36? Haha. Only if she's a giant caterpillar."
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"If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins."
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"How do you know women don't watch porn? They all end up on Back Room Casting Couch."
"How many gears does a French battle tank have? Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear."
"If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour."
"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"
"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"
"And I thought I hated Mondays.... But Robin Williams really! Hated Mondays"
"WIFE: Will he ever wake up? DOCTOR: Only a shocking truth will do it W: i sold his pet hamster ME *eyes fly open* WHERE HAS THEODORE GONE"