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Joke of the Day
"How do magicians retire? They seem to just disappear."
Next Joke
"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."
"I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted."
"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"
"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."
"Why did the pirate captain suddenly die? He had an an*yarr*ysm."
"18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?"
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"
"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"
"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."