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Joke of the Day

"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall? DAM!"

"Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!"

"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."

"My phone changed ""you wanna hang"" to ""you wanna bang"" and send........"

"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"

"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."

"I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy"