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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head"
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"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"
"Why can't an egg ever be in charge? Because they crack under pressure."
"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"
"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"
"[visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time."
"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."
"Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires? When they go flat they go ""wop wop wop!"""
"So I'm in the process of house hunting... The deer population has gone out of control in my living room"