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Joke of the Day
"I just got one of those workout watches apparently i've masturbated 5.8 miles today"
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"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their little legs apart?"
"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."
"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."
"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"
"[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times"
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."