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Joke of the Day

"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""

"Have you guys seen how expensive it is nowadays to fill your bicycle tires? Damn inflation..."

"Why are teachers always making answer keys? So they can open doors of opportunity for their students."

"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."

"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."

"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."

"When I grow up I want to be a fire truck... I want to be big, red and have 8 men in me at once"

":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""

"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."