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Joke of the Day

"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"

"What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? Hostess Twinkies"

"Searched my teens room for drugs, was told ""you don't give me enough money for drugs."" I don't know whether to be proud or up his allowance."

"I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual"

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"Hey street performer, try juggling life and a real job"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."

"If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus."

"My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer."