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Joke of the Day
"What's your new years resolution? Mine's 1920x1080."
Next Joke
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""
"I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist.'"
"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."
"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."
"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."
"Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan."
"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."
"Life is like a dick pic... Sometimes you get things you don't ask for."
"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."