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Joke of the Day

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"Everyone quits smoking when they die, which sucks cause dying is a really stressful event that would be helped quite a bit by a cigarette."

"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."

"I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you."

"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."

"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""

"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."

"TIL The W in WNBA dosen't stand for ""Worse""."

"A priest checks into a hotel... says to the clerk, ""I assume the porn is disabled."" Clerk says, ""No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"""