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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"

"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"Women always had all the power over me on first dates, especially when they had googly eyes on their chest."

"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"Did you hear about the med student caught picking up hookers? He claimed he was studying whore moans."

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."